Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Hug Those You Love

This past weekend, I attended a memorial service for a sister of a friend. As with all memorials, it was difficult and heartbreaking. I feel so badly for the family and all of her loved ones.

So, tonight, while I'm thinking about her family, please do me a favor. Go hug your loved ones. Hug them and pull them tight and close to you. I'm going to see my family this weekend so that I can hug them and show them how much they are loved.

For everyone I love: I'm thinking about you and hugging you from my kitchen. Please remember that I love you all very much.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

You Forgot? Seriously?

So, right-wing nutjob Sally Kern (an Oklahoma state representative) is at it again. First, earlier this year, she went on an anti-homosexual crusade and compared, if I remember correctly, gays to terrorists. Yesterday, she "forgot" she was carrying her handgun when she went into the state capitol. Sure, she's got a concealed carry permit, but that's not the point. I can understand forgetting that you have your cell phone in your purse or forgetting that you have some other lightweight random item inside, but a handgun? Seriously? I'm thinking that's not really possible.

Monday, July 21, 2008

A Study in Contradictions

Well, okay, so it wasn't a study in contradictions, but rather, just something that made me laugh this past weekend.

On Saturday, Jason and I decided to go see The Dark Knight. Well, it was sold out and while we were standing in the lobby of the Warren, he pointed something out to me that made both of us laugh.

Across the lobby stood a guy who appeared to be a semi-bad ass motorcycle man. He was dressed in full leathers, with no shirt beneath his vest, and had a shaved head and tattoos. He looked like he could be tough...until you looked down his arm and saw the 1990s-reject hair scrunchie around his wrist. Luckily, he had an excuse in that his girlfriend/wife was standing next to him, but still...it was pretty funny.

While laughing, I asked Jason if he would wear a scrunchie around his wrist for me (if I was out of style enough to still use them). He told me that he would consider it, but only if i had no arms or prosthetic arms. Then again, he said, there wouldn't be much use for it then because I couldn't pull my own hair back if I didn't have arms.

Funny stuff.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Lazy and Relaxed

I had a great weekend. You just sometimes need those weekends when you do basically nothing but be a bum and spend time with one of your favorite people in the world. There's just nothing like it. :)

IQ Tests

For the past several years, I've said that I thought you should have to take an IQ test to work at Wal-Mart (aka The Mart of Darkness). As of a few minutes ago, I've revised that thought and decided that most employees are okay, but that you should have to take an IQ test to shop at Wal-Mart.

With the exception of the idiot kid who nearly ran over me with a pallet and a pallet jack, the employees were pretty good this evening. The other shoppers, yeah...not so much.

Ugh. I'm advocating IQ tests for all. Let's put the morons in a controlled environment and keep them away from the rest of us.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Brent Rinehart for Commissioner?

So Brent Rinehart is running for Oklahoma County District Two County Commissioner. From what I've heard of this guy, he's an ultra right-wing, conservative nutjob. He's currently being charged with a felony for campaign finance issues with his previous run for this office and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

This is a comic book that has been created in support of his new run for office. Nice. I won't even comment on tha atrocious grammar and the horrendous drawings. Just see it for yourself.

I'm so glad that I don't live in Oklahoma County.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Mo-Hell

When I was a child, I loved nothing more than going on vacation and staying in a motel/hotel. It's was such an exciting adventure for me! With (usually) a pool on site, an ice machine down the hall, and the anticipation of going somewhere fun (for example, Silver Dollar City or Worlds of Fun), I was incredibly happy.

Now, it's a different story.

Hotels still can be a fun escape from the ravages of everyday life, however, I've watched way too many episodes of Dateline NBC and know some of the tricks that these places pull to save time and money on cleanliness. There still are places that don't appear to be disgustingly dirty (recently stayed at the Courtyard Marriott and felt that it was very clean), but for the most part, I'm very distrusting. I refuse to drink out of glass drinking glasses and typically either fold the comforter/bedspread at the end of the bed or throw it on the floor.

Fast forward to this past Sunday. I was in Tulsa for a conference and we stayed and what's supposed to be a pretty nice little lodge. The beds were incredibly comfortable the linens were crisp. I was impressed to see that the bed was covered with a fluffy duvet. Before I went to bed, though, I folded that duvet across the end of the bed, anticipating that I wouldn't use it. I also tossed the cute little decorative roll pillow on the floor because it wasn't in a case and I didn't want to think about what all might be on it.

Apparently, in the night, I got cold and pulled the duvet up. I didn't think much about it until late last night when I returned from our awards banquet. I sat down on the edge of the bed to send some e-mail and something caught my eye. I realized that there was blood across the duvet -- right by where my face would have been the previous night. Obviously, it wasn't my blood because there was a great deal of it and I hadn't bled at all.

After flying up from the bed, washing my hands in scalding water, and managing not to vomit, I called the front desk and requested a new comforter. The woman who answered asked me why I wanted one, so I honestly told her. Her response? "Well, is it your blood? It has to be or else it's got to be a stain." Well, I didn't look at it that closely, but I've never in my life seen a blood stain that was that large and still that dark after washing. Someone brought up a new comforter, but I still had a really hard time sleeping last night. Then, add to that the fact that there were plastic tags that hold price tags on clothing strewn across my floor (and I hadn't taken any new clothing with me) and crushed crackers under the edge of the bed, and I was sufficiently disgusted.

Luckily, I'm pretty sure that I did not come into contact with that dried blood, but I don't know for sure. I'm crossing my fingers that I didn't touch it and won't wind up with some funky and nasty disease.

This was another definite wake-up call for me. I won't even go into the time that I checked into my room at a different hotel in Tulsa and walked in to find that it hadn't been cleaned. Instead, the bed had just been made up and the towels were still tossed haphazardly on the floor.

Ew. Yes, I'll stay in hotels again, but I guarantee you that I'm going to be a lot more picky and will NEVER leave a comforter on the bed again. In fact, I think I'll start taking my own pillows and maybe even my own blanket.

A Sign of Intelligence

Spotted today on an Arby's sign in Tulsa (around 21st and Sheridan):

Buy Now
Roast Beaf and Chedder
On Sale 2 for $4

I don't even know what to say. Oh -- and the letter N in both now and on was backwards. The opposite side of the sign was correct.

I wish I would have had my camera, but unfortunately, it was in the trunk. Speling aint that ther harde. Lern some gramer rulz.

Friday, July 11, 2008

And You Seriously are Going to Help Choose our Next President?

I had my first session of physical therapy for my poor sore knee today. Let's just say that I'm in more pain now than I was before, but I know it'll get better. Anyway, I digress.

While I was waiting on my therapist to call me back, I was leafing through a magazine and casually listening to and participating in coversations with other patients and employees. I heard a guy bring up the subject of politics, which is something I typically avoid. One of the other patients brought up the fact that Jesse Jackson recently made some rude remarks about Obama when he thought that his microphone had been turned off. He said something along the lines of, "I can't believe that Jesse Jackson would make remarks like that about another negro -- you know, that Oback Barama guy." Someone went on to ask him who he planned to vote for and he said, "I don't rightly know. Probably that Barama guy."

Last week, an 18-year-old kid living in a northern state (Minnesota, I believe), attempted to auction off his vote in the upcoming Presidential election. Of course, he was caught, the auction was yanked, and he's in some pretty hot water.

I'm continually surprised about voters who are quite uneducated about candidates and issues or don't care about their right to vote. To me, it's pretty scary that we have people voting out there who know very little about candidates; some just pick a random person. It also bothers me that there are people who choose not to vote. I realize that, as an American, it's your right to choose not to vote. I can respect that, as we're a free country and you're welcome to do (within limits) what you please. I just can't imagine not wanting to vote.

Sigh...politics intrigues me, but in ways, it also scares me.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Lessons Learned at the Lake

After spending a week at Grand Lake with some of my favorite people in the world, I feel as though I've learned several new things. So, without further ado, here are some of the lessons that I learned:

Face your fears and you'll find something fun. (I was a little scared to hop on a waverunner, but once I did, I wished I would have done it a lot sooner.)

You don't have to go a million miles away for a great vacation.

Total relaxation is possible -- especially if you turn off and leave off the BlackBerry.

Just because you take a camera with an empty flash card and a ton of batteries, doesn't mean that you'll remember to take pictures.

No matter how inconfident you feel about how you look in your swimsuit, you always look better than at least one other person somewhere on the lake.

Some of the best food in the world can be found in tiny, out-of-the-way diners in little bitty towns.

Turning 30 doesn't have to hurt.

Everyone should watch fireworks from a boat on the lake at least once in their life.

You don't have to worry about doing your hair or wearing make-up when you're at the lake because no one cares.

Sitting on a swaying dock at night, looking at the stars and moon, beside someone who means the world to you, is a wonderful experience.

I can't even begin to put into words how much I enjoyed the past week. Good times were had by all and I can't wait to do it again.

Friday, July 4, 2008

Peaceful, Easy Feeling

I'm sitting on the deck of a lake house on Grand Lake right this very moment. We've been here since late Tuesday night and I knew that I needed a vacation, but I didn't know how badly I needed one until I got here.

Since we arrived, I have done basically nothing of any consequence. We spent several hours cruising the lake on Jason's dad's boat Wednesday morning/afternoon, which I found to be absolutley wonderful. Previously, I'd always kind of wondered why people enjoyed cruising around the lake on a boat if they weren't skiing, tubing, or fishing. Now, I totally understand.

Anyway, I'm sitting out on the deck and enjoying the gorgeous weather, watching the boats cruise by, soaking it all in, and...listening to the crappy loud music the guy across the cove has been blaring for two days. We all really wish he wasn't so determined to play it so loudly, but hey, whatever works for you. My only worry, and goal, if you will, is to relax and have fun.