So apparently the Christian Broadcasting Network has decided that Halloween is a purely evil holiday. This isn't a particularly new belief for them, but their newest reason? Because witches pray over ALL Halloween candy, making it demonic!
So, now can you not only not go trick-or-treating because of the sheer terror associated with people who might be dressed as a witch or the devil, but you now also cannot purchase Halloween candy from the store because the demons don't know the difference!
Run for your lives! The Halloween candy is out to get you! It's sooo scary! Of course I have ALWAYS believed Halloween candy is scary -- but only because of the extra pounds that it tends to cause.
Don't believe me? Read the story here.
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